Cheap Shot at French: Enjoy!

Associated Press and Reuters reported today that the French government announced it has raised its terror alert level from “Run” to “Hide.”

There are two higher alert levels in France: “Surrender” and “Collaborate.”

The action was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed the factory that manufactures all of France’s white flags, which had the effect of disabling its military.

[Update]

A pretty funny cartoon that’s a variation on the above came to us via e-mail today.